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    …wank my aunt!?

    January’s top search terms to find paperhurts.com are in!

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    wank my aunt
    engineers are dumb
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    #8 and #12 just warm the cockles of my heart.  #5 and #7 [...]

    How is gender projected?

    According to the GenderAnalyzer, my website is written by a man; 56% manliness, that is.  When I input Eric’s website, it comes back 81% man (good for him!).  Catherine, my platonic wife and super-girlie friend, managed to get 57% man, beating even me out for manliness.  AV Flox, one of the sexiest female bloggers on [...]

    Dating Advice From…

    A little while ago, the very talented and cool Steph Auteri interviewed me for a regular Nerve advice column called “Dating Advice From…” and mine was, you guessed it, “Dating Advice From…Engineers.”  I’m on the second page, and there is even a horribly unflattering head shot of me included in the article! They only [...]

    Temporary template (and post!)

    I’m going to base my new template on this one…and since I’m lazy (and change css WITHIN the wordpress edit template form within firefox) you will be subjected to weird changes over the next few days.

    Level 70, Ranty McBlahersson

    I was supposed to help my good friend Laura move on Saturday, but in the wee hours of the morning I woke up coughing up all kinds of disgusting things. A quick trip to the Saturday clinic revealed bronchitis (I swear I’m going to be the youngest person diagnosed with COPD one of [...]

    Hello world!

    In real life, I always forget to do the introductions. I had a dinner party recently, and I assumed everyone knew each other, until a very loud clearing of throats and “I’m so-and-so, and you are?” from one of my friends reminded me I needed to be hostess and make the rounds.

    If you were [...]