Work Termination Date

> ______________________________________________
> From:         Prick, Boss O

> Sent: Monday, December 07, 2009 7:10 AM
> To:   Manmeat, Jimmy E          ; Paperhurts, Sidney
> Cc:   Sweetheart, HR           ; Paperazzi, Vince P
> Subject:      The Man & Big Brother, Inc. Work Termination Date
> Importance:   High
>
> Good Morning,
>
>   Your last day of work with The Man & Big Brother, Inc. is 12/23/09.
>   I have sent your resumes out with no responses as of the e-mail.
>   Please schedule your exit interview with HR Sweetheart.
>
> Boss O Prick
> The Man & Big Brother, Inc. Group Leader
>

Not even a THANK YOU for the five years I have worked there. Or a “good luck in future endeavors.” How did this assmonkey become a manager? His people skills are akin to a bull in a…well, anyway.