January’s top search terms to find paperhurts.com are in!
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#8 and #12 just warm the cockles of my heart. #5 and #7 were the topic of much discussion at the lunch table today. We’re having a party to celebrate our new engine, and one of the awards we discussed giving out would be entitled “Most Useless Engineer,” going to my least-favorite manager. I wish they would actually do that, but I know they won’t. They warned me that I can expect a good roasting, which just kind of makes me happy, because sometimes I don’t feel like part of the team, being so young, female, and well…yeah, that basically covers everything.
#4, however…WTF is wrong with you people!? “wank my aunt?!?!?!?” I don’t even want to know!
So in terms of #9 – tonight I am going on a date with my extraordinarily good looking coworker, who technically a little teeny tiny bit works FOR me, not WITH me, but we’re ignoring that fact for the purposes of pizza and beer at his place tonight. Expect a best and/or worst first date post this weekend.