Because I had a new friend over last night who has never seen my condo, I cleaned like a mofo. Vaccuumed, mopped (twice!), got that wood floor shining. My parents – who are used to seeing random stuff laying around like socks, computer parts, empty amazon boxes – sent me this email in response to the above photo:
“OMG!!!!!!What the F*^%! What did you do????????????? Love, Mommie and Daddie”